{"id":1312,"date":"2010-06-30T16:07:42","date_gmt":"2010-07-01T00:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2010-06-30T23:50:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T07:50:43","slug":"its-okay-were-doctors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/06\/30\/its-okay-were-doctors\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;re doctors&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/otoscope2.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"102\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-837\" \/> I get an unreasonably big kick out of assigning absurd title\/surname combos to the boys (e.g. Captain Boogerfiend, General Birdwallis, and so on).  &#8220;Doctor&#8221; works especially well, as featured in examples like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Dr. Dipechek<\/strong>: The guy we call in to check on a dipe (diaper); <em>&#8220;Paging Dr. Dipecheck, Dr. Dipecheck come in please, you&#8217;re needed in Finny&#8217;s pants&#8230;&#8221;<\/em>\n<\/li>\n<li><strong>Dr. Neutron McCrazypants<\/strong>: Finn in hyperkinetic mode after getting hopped up on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Horchata\">horchata<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li><strong>Dr. Pebblewetter<\/strong>: Finn spraying down the gravel next to the driveway<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230;and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Turnabout&#8217;s fair play, of course: Finn spotted me putting on a pair of unbelted shorts the other day and immediately said, &#8220;Dad-O&#8217;s &#8216;Dr. Pants-Fall-Down.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get an unreasonably big kick out of assigning absurd title\/surname combos to the boys (e.g. Captain Boogerfiend, General Birdwallis, and so on). &#8220;Doctor&#8221; works especially well, as featured in examples like: Dr. Dipechek: The guy we call in to check on a dipe (diaper); &#8220;Paging Dr. Dipecheck, Dr. Dipecheck come in please, you&#8217;re needed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1318,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions\/1318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}