{"id":1383,"date":"2010-07-15T20:08:18","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T03:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2015-02-17T12:00:23","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T20:00:23","slug":"oh-no-dont-eat-me-goats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/07\/15\/oh-no-dont-eat-me-goats\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Oh no, don&#8217;t EAT me, goats!!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/galleries\/dont_eat_me\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dontEatMe.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"393\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1389\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dontEatMe.jpg 250w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dontEatMe-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>Someday, technology will allow us to jump a few seconds back in time (TiVo-style) to record marvelous moments that have just transpired. And given that by then we&#8217;ll also have time machines (right?), I&#8217;ll return to last week &#038; capture one of my favorite Finny moments ever.<\/p>\n<p>Last week the boys and I, together with Grandma &#038; Grandpa Nack, headed over to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hhpz.org\/\">Happy Hollow<\/a>, the nearby park &#038; petting zoo.  This time I came loaded with quarters, all set to buy handfuls of snacks for the various goats, sheep, and donkeys on hand.  Everything went great until the end, when instead of a mere handful of food, I gave Finn a whole Ziploc bag.  The horned amigos made a beeline for the big guy, prompted him to start panicking, &#8220;Oh <em>no<\/em>, oh <em><strong>nooo<\/strong><\/em>, don&#8217;t <em><strong>EAT<\/strong><\/em> me, goats!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I put down my cam and quickly broke up the pack, knocking the chow to the ground &#038; drawing the goats away from Finn.  Poor dude&#8211;but he recovered fast, and ever since we&#8217;ve been laughing it up about those hungry, hungry goats. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/galleries\/dont_eat_me\/\">our gallery<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/galleries\/dont_eat_me_html\/\">HTML<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someday, technology will allow us to jump a few seconds back in time (TiVo-style) to record marvelous moments that have just transpired. And given that by then we&#8217;ll also have time machines (right?), I&#8217;ll return to last week &#038; capture one of my favorite Finny moments ever. Last week the boys and I, together with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-zoos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6131,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions\/6131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}