{"id":1445,"date":"2010-08-07T13:06:22","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T21:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2010-08-07T13:13:56","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T21:13:56","slug":"the-tastiest-poetaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/08\/07\/the-tastiest-poetaster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tastiest Poetaster"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Just now as I sat in the gazebo, Finn squeezed in next to me carrying a handful of Gobots.<\/p>\n

“Hi, Dad-O.
\n“Hi, Finny.”
\n“I’m writing.”
\n“You’re… writing?”
\n“Uh-huh.”
\n“What are you writing?”
\n“Poems.”
\n“Poems…? Really? What are the poems about?”
\n“Hearts.”
\n“Hearts?… What kind of hearts?”
\n“Poop hearts… I like talking about poop with you, Dad-O.”<\/p>\n

Aaaand, Scene.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just now as I sat in the gazebo, Finn squeezed in next to me carrying a handful of Gobots. “Hi, Dad-O. “Hi, Finny.” “I’m writing.” “You’re… writing?” “Uh-huh.” “What are you writing?” “Poems.” “Poems…? Really? What are the poems about?” “Hearts.” “Hearts?… What kind of hearts?” “Poop hearts… I like talking about poop with you, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1483,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/1483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}