{"id":1485,"date":"2010-08-10T10:40:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T18:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2026-05-10T15:46:09","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T22:46:09","slug":"funk-soul-brutha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/08\/10\/funk-soul-brutha\/","title":{"rendered":"Funk Soul Brutha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1493\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/funksoulbrutha.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"293\" \/>The resale value of a used iPhone, it turns out, is next to nil. That makes it easier to justify turning retired phones into iPods, and Finn is the beneficiary of my recent upgrade. Now he approaches me and says, &#8220;Where are those white headphones? I want a little &#8216;Funk Soul Brother!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oddly, &#8220;Funk Soul Brother&#8221; is the one nickname we <em>haven&#8217;t<\/em> given to <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Goonie G-Man Little Billy Goat<\/span> Henry, and Finn&#8217;s referring to a certain Fatboy Slim track. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/FunkSoul1.mp3\">Here&#8217;s his rendition<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The resale value of a used iPhone, it turns out, is next to nil. That makes it easier to justify turning retired phones into iPods, and Finn is the beneficiary of my recent upgrade. Now he approaches me and says, &#8220;Where are those white headphones? I want a little &#8216;Funk Soul Brother!&#8217;&#8221; Oddly, &#8220;Funk Soul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audio-clips"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10399,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions\/10399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}