{"id":157,"date":"2008-10-28T14:16:38","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T22:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=157"},"modified":"2008-10-28T14:16:38","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T22:16:38","slug":"let-me-stand-next-to-your-squire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2008\/10\/28\/let-me-stand-next-to-your-squire\/","title":{"rendered":"Let Me Stand Next To Your Squire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"15\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/Let-me-stand-next-to-your-Squire.jpg\" alt=\"Let-me-stand-next-to-your-Squire.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"242\" \/><br \/>\nLoving wordplay as I do, I sometimes (okay, often) morph Finn&#8217;s nickname &#8220;squirrel&#8221; into &#8220;squire,&#8221; making him our little Squire. The other day I decided to learn what, exactly, a squire is and does (or did). According to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Squire\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/span>, &#8220;The typical duties of a squire [i.e. things Dad will now expect of Finn] included:<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type: disc\">\n<li>Carrying the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight&#8217;s<\/span> dad&#8217;s armor, shield, and sword,<\/li>\n<li>Holding any prisoners the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad takes,<\/li>\n<li>Rescuing the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad should the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad be taken prisoner,<\/li>\n<li>Taking the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad to safety should the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad be injured,<\/li>\n<li>Replacing the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight&#8217;s<\/span> dad&#8217;s sword if it broke or was dropped,<\/li>\n<li>Replacing the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight&#8217;s<\/span> dad&#8217;s horse with a new horse or the squire&#8217;s should the horse be injured or killed,<\/li>\n<li>Dressing the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad in his armor,<\/li>\n<li>Carrying the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight&#8217;s<\/span> dad&#8217;s flag,<\/li>\n<li>And protecting the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">knight<\/span> dad if needed.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Alright! I think I&#8217;m really going to get into having my own squire. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Loving wordplay as I do, I sometimes (okay, often) morph Finn&#8217;s nickname &#8220;squirrel&#8221; into &#8220;squire,&#8221; making him our little Squire. The other day I decided to learn what, exactly, a squire is and does (or did). According to Wikipedia, &#8220;The typical duties of a squire [i.e. things Dad will now expect of Finn] included: Carrying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}