{"id":2037,"date":"2011-01-17T15:42:40","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T23:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=2037"},"modified":"2011-01-18T14:04:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T22:04:39","slug":"arrgh-shiver-mein-timbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/01\/17\/arrgh-shiver-mein-timbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Arrgh&#8230; Shiver Mein Timbers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings from Hamburg, Germany, where Dad-O is fighting jetlag and preparing to meet with his new team in the morning.  As you may recall, Margot cooked up an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/09\/12\/of-hamburger-bears-and-pirates\/\">elaborate pirate-themed mythology<\/a> about Hamburg during her last visit, so now I have a few days to dream up an impressive story to tell Finn!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/geronimo.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"462\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2038\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/geronimo.jpg 375w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/geronimo-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/>While I was busy playing human origami in the back of a plane, Mom-O &#038; the guys were off celebrating little Halcyon Stotzner&#8217;s birthday with a posse of tots at a nearby jumpatorium.  Here&#8217;s a quick photo snapped by Halcyon&#8217;s proud mom Meredith, documenting one of many human trains the guys formed.  I already can&#8217;t wait to get back and horse around with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings from Hamburg, Germany, where Dad-O is fighting jetlag and preparing to meet with his new team in the morning. As you may recall, Margot cooked up an elaborate pirate-themed mythology about Hamburg during her last visit, so now I have a few days to dream up an impressive story to tell Finn! While I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2037"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2041,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions\/2041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}