{"id":212,"date":"2009-02-28T09:31:01","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T17:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=212"},"modified":"2009-02-28T09:31:01","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T17:31:01","slug":"babyslang-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2009\/02\/28\/babyslang-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Babyslang 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" hspace=\"20\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/tinypix\/KatzFancy.jpg\" height=\"163\" width=\"170\" align=\"left\"> The silly wordplay continues at Chez Nack:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Technosceptre<\/b>: Any remote control, as wielded by King Finnegan as he patrols the realm<\/li>\n<li><b>Dairy <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Van_dyke_beard\">Van Dyck<\/a><\/b>: Milk mustache<\/li>\n<li><b>Guttock<\/b>: The belly. &#8220;Did you have a nice meal, Finny?  Well I hope you left enough room for Daddy&#8217;s *fist*, because now I&#8217;m going to <i>RAM IT INTO YOUR GUTTOCK!!&#8221;<\/i>&#8211;followed by mutual cackling. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li><b>Katz Fancy<\/b>: Patterned after <i>Cat Fancy<\/i>, it&#8217;s a magazine for kids who share Finn&#8217;s love of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karenkatz.com\/\">Karen Katz<\/a>&#8216;s lift-the-flap stylings<\/li>\n<li><b>SimulBite<\/b>: Finn hasn&#8217;t entirely learned to finish one bite of food before taking on the next.  This leads to us offering him one bite (let&#8217;s say green beans), only to discover the presence of an earlier one (e.g. a goldfish cracker).  It must make for some weird taste combos! <\/li>\n<li><b>The Tracheal <a href=\"http:\/\/theopenend.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/heismantrophy.jpg\">Heisman<\/a><\/b>: One stiff Finny arm to the Mom\/Dad&#8217;s throat. &#8220;You *know* what I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; about!  (imitates being strangled) <i>EeearraAAAaagh!<\/i>&#8221;  &#8212; Mom<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The silly wordplay continues at Chez Nack: Technosceptre: Any remote control, as wielded by King Finnegan as he patrols the realm Dairy Van Dyck: Milk mustache Guttock: The belly. &#8220;Did you have a nice meal, Finny? Well I hope you left enough room for Daddy&#8217;s *fist*, because now I&#8217;m going to RAM IT INTO YOUR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}