{"id":2550,"date":"2011-06-10T16:31:30","date_gmt":"2011-06-11T00:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2011-06-11T08:40:01","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T16:40:01","slug":"target-land-of-enchantment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/06\/10\/target-land-of-enchantment\/","title":{"rendered":"Target, Land of Enchantment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/target_logo.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"target_logo\" width=\"64\" height=\"106\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2569\" \/>Boy, I guess we must go to Target more than I imagined: Henry&#8217;s lately started volunteering the opinion that things&#8211;anything!&#8211;could be gotten at that store.  Reading some Richard Scarry tales the other day, he noted&#8211;in his halting, weirdly William Shatneresque way&#8211;&#8220;Dude&#8217;s hat&#8230; popping off&#8230; Got it&#8230; at Target.&#8221;  And later, when Mommy Cat burned up Pa&#8217;s shirt with her iron, Hen suggested, &#8220;Get another one&#8230; at <em>Target<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Target execs, if you need a sub-3ft pitchman, you know where to reach us (presumably at Target!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, I guess we must go to Target more than I imagined: Henry&#8217;s lately started volunteering the opinion that things&#8211;anything!&#8211;could be gotten at that store. Reading some Richard Scarry tales the other day, he noted&#8211;in his halting, weirdly William Shatneresque way&#8211;&#8220;Dude&#8217;s hat&#8230; popping off&#8230; Got it&#8230; at Target.&#8221; And later, when Mommy Cat burned up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2550"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2576,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions\/2576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}