{"id":2934,"date":"2011-09-05T08:14:21","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T15:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2015-02-17T12:00:59","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T20:00:59","slug":"seventy-hundred-dollars-worth-of-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/09\/05\/seventy-hundred-dollars-worth-of-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Seventy-Hundred Dollars'&#8221; Worth of Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday the lads &#038; I got down &#038; (very) dirty at Rancho San Antonio, checking out old vehicles (&#8220;Not zooming,&#8221; notes Henry; &#8220;Non-zooming,&#8221; corrects Finn), trails, and animals. Having learned where bacon comes from, Finn dubbed a pair of hogs &#8220;Makin'&#8221; and &#8220;Fakin&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IXOOIkQHrLs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A wiser, more discreet father would&#8217;ve probably edited out the middle section of the clip above; unfortunately you&#8217;re stuck with The Nack Daddy &#038; his inner 3-year-old. ;-p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday the lads &#038; I got down &#038; (very) dirty at Rancho San Antonio, checking out old vehicles (&#8220;Not zooming,&#8221; notes Henry; &#8220;Non-zooming,&#8221; corrects Finn), trails, and animals. Having learned where bacon comes from, Finn dubbed a pair of hogs &#8220;Makin&#8217;&#8221; and &#8220;Fakin&#8217;.&#8221; A wiser, more discreet father would&#8217;ve probably edited out the middle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos","category-zoos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2937,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions\/2937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}