{"id":2938,"date":"2011-09-07T07:53:24","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T15:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=2938"},"modified":"2013-09-08T19:35:32","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T03:35:32","slug":"post-haircut-peace-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/09\/07\/post-haircut-peace-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Haircut Peace-Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Henry: Might you ever get a haircut *without* becoming a hysterical bucking bronco? The little guy keeps flipping out (almost literally) in the barber&#8217;s chair: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like the bee!&#8221; (buzzing clippers). Ah well: at least he finally wore himself out yesterday, making his post-chop sucker all the sweeter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/postHaircutSuckabliss.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/postHaircutSuckabliss.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Suckabliss\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2939\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/postHaircutSuckabliss.jpg 612w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/postHaircutSuckabliss-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/postHaircutSuckabliss-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Henry: Might you ever get a haircut *without* becoming a hysterical bucking bronco? The little guy keeps flipping out (almost literally) in the barber&#8217;s chair: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like the bee!&#8221; (buzzing clippers). Ah well: at least he finally wore himself out yesterday, making his post-chop sucker all the sweeter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[22,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haircuts","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2938"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5043,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938\/revisions\/5043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}