{"id":2964,"date":"2011-09-15T09:06:11","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T17:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2011-09-15T21:07:23","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T05:07:23","slug":"of-floor-nostrils-chicken-swings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/09\/15\/of-floor-nostrils-chicken-swings\/","title":{"rendered":"Of Floor Nostrils &#038; Chicken Swings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despite our clear wishes, Finn <em>loves<\/em> shoving bits of fuzz up his nose&#8211;or should I say, he loves having Leo do it.  For months now Finn&#8217;s claimed to be our ally, advising us, &#8220;I keep telling that crazy Looen not to keep shoving stuff up there, but he just really likes to do it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile Leo has become fast friends with Menace (short for &#8220;Bushy-Tailed Menace&#8221;), Finn&#8217;s little chipmunk from Colorado.  Leo drives Finn&#8217;s &#8220;Massive Crane&#8221; while Menace sits in the operator&#8217;s cab. As they&#8217;re a really professional crew, Finn tells us &#8220;They even have little [company] jackets.&#8221;  (I&#8217;ve gotta get to work in Photoshop making those happen!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, long ago we used to have big fun passing little objects through a knothole in Finn&#8217;s floor, sending them down to the basement &#038; then back up. Finn&#8217;s big-guy bed ended up over the hole, so it&#8217;s been long forgotten. During a bedtime story the other night, I said that Menace had flown up in the air, gone down a crack, and ended up in a mysterious area: Under the bed!  In the story Leo &#038; Finn headed to the rescue and discovered (cue dramatic music) the hole!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Raarh,<\/em>&#8221; said Leo. &#8220;That looks like a great hole for stuffing things into!  It&#8217;s like a <em>nostril<\/em> in the <em>floor!!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And do you think it was &#8220;game on&#8221;?  Because oh yes, <em>it was on<\/em>. \ud83d\ude42  Ever since then Finn (or rather, Team Leo) has been enthusiastically driving the crane under the bed, then lowering its hook down into the basement.  I came home yesterday to discover that Finn had arranged a step stool to facilitate hooking on cargo, and that now a fuzzy toy chicken was swinging freely around the basement!  &#8220;Mom-O asked if this was a chicken-swinging factory,&#8221; he reports, &#8220;and it is!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/chickenFactory.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/chickenFactory_sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Chicken Factory\" width=\"530\" height=\"407\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2971\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/chickenFactory_sm.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/chickenFactory_sm-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/underBedCrane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/underBedCrane_sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Crane under the bed\" width=\"530\" height=\"301\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2973\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/underBedCrane_sm.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/underBedCrane_sm-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I went to capture the action on video, I told the guys that Grandma &#038; Grandpa would love to see it. As you can hear in the clip, Henry was sure we&#8217;d see G&#038;G on the camera itself, so afterwards we fired up the iPad for some quick video chatting with my folks. What a neat way to show them a little slice of the guys&#8217; lives!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"529\" height=\"269\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8wJss2Mmjdw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>PS&#8211;As the story continues, Leo &#038; Menace stuff tons of popcorn down the hole. When they go to the basement to see the resulting &#8220;corn cone,&#8221; the neighbor cats scratch at the window, then *burst* through and spray corn everywhere. The boys then each grab a gato (Finn taking the fatty, Hen the smaller one), flip them upside down, and sweep with them like feather dusters. They kickstart the cats&#8217; &#8220;motors&#8221; via their tails, then use them to suck up all the corn. 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For months now Finn&#8217;s claimed to be our ally, advising us, &#8220;I keep telling that crazy Looen not to keep shoving stuff up there, but he just really likes to do it!&#8221; Meanwhile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2978,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions\/2978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}