{"id":3010,"date":"2011-09-26T08:21:35","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T16:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3010"},"modified":"2011-09-26T12:46:59","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T20:46:59","slug":"transient-witticisms-henry-vol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/09\/26\/transient-witticisms-henry-vol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms (Henry Vol. 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wordBalloon_drNo.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Dr. No\" width=\"150\" height=\"131\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3015\" \/>We keep collecting random Micronaxx bits via Twitter, and I realize I haven&#8217;t shared any in months. Here, then, is a sample set from the G-Man:<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>On Being Dr. No:\n<ul>\n<li>Henry&#8217;s taken to disagreeing with everything, to the point CoCo calls him &#8220;Mr. NoNo.&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m <em>not<\/em> Mr. NoNo!&#8221; he insists. \u00a0(See?)<\/li>\n<li>Hen contradicts everyone&#8211;even the Beatles:\n<ul>\n<li>John Lennon: &#8220;Nothing is real..&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry Nack: &#8220;It\u00a0<em>is<\/em> real! (What&#8217;s the strawberry dude singing about?&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You&#8217;re a nice little boy, Henry,&#8221; says Margot. &#8220;I&#8217;m not a little boy,&#8221; he replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m a\u00a0<em>small man!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Turns out 2-year-olds don&#8217;t really &#8220;get&#8221; rhetorical questions. &#8220;Want to get dressed or just fight me all day?&#8221; I ask Henry. &#8220;Fight you all day!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Treats:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;This is my snack,&#8221; announces Henry, brandishing his wet finger. &#8220;May you eat this snack, Dad-O?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Having been told we have options for dinner, Henry emerges from the pantry holding up Mac &amp; Cheese: &#8220;I would like to eat <em>these<\/em> options!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>The other day we were watching WALL-E with the lads. WALL-E cuts open an old fridge. &#8220;It has cheesy milk in it?&#8221; asks Henry.<\/li>\n<li>Our pizza-loving kids? &#8220;Crustifarians.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>El Ba\u00f1o:\n<ul>\n<li>Spanish immersion is paying off: Henry announced this morning, &#8220;I did mucho pee-pee at preschool!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry denies needing a new diaper. Me: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got something brown.&#8221; H: &#8220;It&#8217;s not brown!&#8221; Me: &#8220;What color is it?&#8221; H: (pause) &#8220;It&#8217;s not green..!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m not peeing on your leg,&#8221; announces Henry. &#8220;I peed on the rug last night&#8230; It was awesome!*&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>*I learned later that Margot had responded to the peeing with a sarcastic, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s awesome.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We keep collecting random Micronaxx bits via Twitter, and I realize I haven&#8217;t shared any in months. Here, then, is a sample set from the G-Man: On Being Dr. No: Henry&#8217;s taken to disagreeing with everything, to the point CoCo calls him &#8220;Mr. NoNo.&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m not Mr. NoNo!&#8221; he insists. \u00a0(See?) Hen contradicts everyone&#8211;even the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3010"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3019,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions\/3019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}