{"id":3020,"date":"2011-09-27T08:20:03","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T16:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2011-09-27T08:25:20","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T16:25:20","slug":"transient-witticisms-finn-vol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/09\/27\/transient-witticisms-finn-vol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms (Finn Vol. 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wordBalloon_bizarrePoodle.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Bizarre Poodle\" width=\"150\" height=\"131\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3023\" \/>Good times over the last few months with the big guy:<br clear=\"all\"><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mondegreen\">Mondegreens<\/a>:\n<ul>\n<li>Finn eyes a raspberry. &#8220;Is it part of a bear?&#8221; &#8220;A bear? Er, no&#8211;&#8216;berry,&#8217; not &#8216;bear.'&#8221; &#8220;But is it\u00a0<em>buried??&#8221;<\/em> (Verbatim, I swear.)<\/li>\n<li>Sushi restaurant Finnyisms: &#8220;I see a Possum-lady fan.&#8221; [oscillating fan] &#8220;I&#8217;d like a Spider-Man roll.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Parmesan cheese -&gt; &#8220;Farmer John cheese.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m a robin, Dad-O.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re a bird?&#8221; &#8220;No, we&#8217;re bad dudes, robbin&#8217; you!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I explained minivans to Finn. &#8220;You mean like a mouse van?&#8221; he asked. It took me a while to make the &#8220;Minnie&#8221; Mouse connection!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, if a we had a monkey who liked chips, he&#8217;d be a chip-monk!&#8221; Right on, little guy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Transportation:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;What is &#8216;U-tah?'&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;Is it a big truck you can rent?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Margot: &#8220;&#8230;but it&#8217;s a freeway, so&#8230;&#8221; Finn: &#8220;What&#8217;s a &#8216;Butt Freeway&#8217;??&#8221; Ah, he&#8217;ll be so let down. (Me too, kinda.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Language:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;After the bizarre poodle incident,&#8221; Finn tells me in bed, &#8220;the results were usually <em>disastrous<\/em>.&#8221; (Your guess is as good as mine!)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Bizarre&#8221;: <em>Great<\/em> word to teach a kid, or <em>GREATEST<\/em> word? &#8220;I&#8217;m a bizarre chicken, Dad-O! And you&#8217;re a bizarre Dad-O!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good times over the last few months with the big guy: Mondegreens: Finn eyes a raspberry. &#8220;Is it part of a bear?&#8221; &#8220;A bear? Er, no&#8211;&#8216;berry,&#8217; not &#8216;bear.&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;But is it\u00a0buried??&#8221; (Verbatim, I swear.) Sushi restaurant Finnyisms: &#8220;I see a Possum-lady fan.&#8221; [oscillating fan] &#8220;I&#8217;d like a Spider-Man roll.&#8221; Parmesan cheese -&gt; &#8220;Farmer John cheese.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3025,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/3025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}