{"id":3035,"date":"2011-10-03T04:50:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T12:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3035"},"modified":"2011-10-03T05:02:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T13:02:59","slug":"transient-witticisms-henry-vol-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/10\/03\/transient-witticisms-henry-vol-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms (Henry Vol. 3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/wordBalloon_robotLady.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Robot Lady\" width=\"150\" height=\"131\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3038\" \/>At risk of burning you out on these things, here are a few more Henry-isms gathered over the last several months:<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>As we listen on speakerphone, the conference call system says, &#8220;Press the pound key.&#8221; &#8220;Press the palm tree!&#8221; grins Henry. &#8220;Robot lady said it!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You crushed me, Dad-O,&#8221; says poor Hen, clutching the paw I grazed. &#8220;Could you <em>not<\/em> crush me, Dad-O?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ear nose &amp; throat:\n<ul>\n<li>On the way to Tahoe, high altitude is messing with Henry&#8217;s head: &#8220;I need new ears, Dad-O! Take off these ones!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry points to his nose: &#8220;This a tree. Bird in it.&#8221; Draws mom&#8217;s finger to his nostril: &#8220;Mom-O get out the bird.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Vehicles:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;There&#8217;s Boeing Constrictor, Dad-O,&#8221; notes little Henry. &#8220;That&#8217;s not an A320.&#8221; My boy!<\/li>\n<li>As I playfully ram my head into Henry&#8217;s back, he shakes his head: &#8220;You&#8217;re not a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=90-wJKYPXzU&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=165s\">tramp steamer<\/a>, Dad-O.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m a scooper truck&#8221; reports Henry, tapping his butt. &#8220;I have metal here&#8211;in my cheeks.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>G-Man considers YouTube: &#8220;I would like some&#8230; Foxy Lady. I would like&#8230;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_zaA9APEatw&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=45s\">more Garth<\/a>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/li>\n<li>No more tears:\n<ul>\n<li>Little Henry rubs his eyes, claims not to be crying: &#8220;I&#8217;m just movin&#8217; my eyeball.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Me: &#8220;Did you have a nice day, Henry?&#8221; H: &#8220;Yeah. I was shrieking.&#8221; Me: &#8220;You were shrieking?&#8221; H: &#8220;Yeah. CoCo says, &#8216;No shrieking.'&#8221; Wise lady.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At risk of burning you out on these things, here are a few more Henry-isms gathered over the last several months: As we listen on speakerphone, the conference call system says, &#8220;Press the pound key.&#8221; &#8220;Press the palm tree!&#8221; grins Henry. &#8220;Robot lady said it!&#8221; &#8220;You crushed me, Dad-O,&#8221; says poor Hen, clutching the paw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3035"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3039,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3035\/revisions\/3039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}