{"id":309,"date":"2009-08-09T12:13:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T20:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=309"},"modified":"2013-03-02T22:21:43","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T06:21:43","slug":"the-goonie-nomenclature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2009\/08\/09\/the-goonie-nomenclature\/","title":{"rendered":"The “Goonie” Nomenclature"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes yes, we know: Not everyone (anyone?) besides Margot, Finn, & me is a fan of calling Henry “Goonie.” My dad pointed this out on the way to the airport this morning.<\/p>\n

“People will think he’s… special<\/i>,” he opined.<\/p>\n

“You know, Dad,” I replied, “as far as that goes, we feel about the same as you do about memorizing wine details: we just don’t care<\/i>.”<\/p>\n

Moments later we pulled up at the curb behind a minivan full of scruffy characters, including a middle-aged guy sporting a tank top & a raft of tattoos.<\/p>\n

“Oh, since you guys are early, Dad, you could hang out with that guy,” I suggested. “Y’know, maybe get some ink done–get sleeved<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

“Oh yeah,” my dad shot back, “and you know what that guy’s name is? Goonie<\/b><\/i>.”<\/p>\n

Well played, sir; well played. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes yes, we know: Not everyone (anyone?) besides Margot, Finn, & me is a fan of calling Henry “Goonie.” My dad pointed this out on the way to the airport this morning. “People will think he’s… special,” he opined. “You know, Dad,” I replied, “as far as that goes, we feel about the same as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4495,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/4495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}