{"id":3105,"date":"2011-10-30T02:51:27","date_gmt":"2011-10-30T10:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3105"},"modified":"2011-10-30T11:11:30","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T19:11:30","slug":"teutonic-theorizing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/10\/30\/teutonic-theorizing\/","title":{"rendered":"Teutonic Theorizing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/german_pirates.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"german_pirates\" width=\"226\" height=\"170\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3108\" \/>What the heck is &#8220;Germany,&#8221; and who are &#8220;Germans&#8221;?  If you asked the Micronaxx, you&#8217;d probably hear that it&#8217;s a land of pirates, peopled by hamburger-eating dudes with tiny eyes (wearing tiny glasses).  After all, we&#8217;ve decked the boys out in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/01\/28\/teutonic-scallywags\/\">jolly roger shirts<\/a> and devised a whole <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2010\/09\/12\/of-hamburger-bears-and-pirates\/\">piratical mythology<\/a> about Hamburg.  Anyway, we&#8217;ve had a couple of funny exchanges on the subject:<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n<p>As Margot was on an early morning conference call with her team, Henry asked, &#8220;Is Mom-O talking to Germans?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yep,&#8221; I told him.<br \/>\nFinn-O jumped in: &#8220;No! <em>Nein nein nein nein!!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Later, after hearing me blow off some steam regarding my job, he began to sing: &#8220;Peanuts are green, roses are red&#8230; and Germans are crazy!&#8221; ;-p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the heck is &#8220;Germany,&#8221; and who are &#8220;Germans&#8221;? If you asked the Micronaxx, you&#8217;d probably hear that it&#8217;s a land of pirates, peopled by hamburger-eating dudes with tiny eyes (wearing tiny glasses). After all, we&#8217;ve decked the boys out in jolly roger shirts and devised a whole piratical mythology about Hamburg. Anyway, we&#8217;ve had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3105"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3114,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3105\/revisions\/3114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}