{"id":313,"date":"2009-08-13T12:17:25","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T20:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=313"},"modified":"2009-08-13T12:17:25","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T20:17:25","slug":"math-and-jokes-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2009\/08\/13\/math-and-jokes-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Math and Jokes, Part &#8220;Two!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/tinypix\/2fingers.jpg\" height=\"110\" width=\"220\" align=\"left\"> Yesterday Finn was sitting on my lap while we were recounting the day&#8217;s events. I looked over at him to find his right index finger shoved as far up his nose as it would go. &#8220;Hey Finn, what&#8217;re you doing with that finger up your nose?&#8221;, I asked. Finn looked at me, then took his left index finger and shoved that into his other nostril. <i>&#8220;Two!&#8221;<\/i> he said gleefully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday Finn was sitting on my lap while we were recounting the day&#8217;s events. I looked over at him to find his right index finger shoved as far up his nose as it would go. &#8220;Hey Finn, what&#8217;re you doing with that finger up your nose?&#8221;, I asked. Finn looked at me, then took his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-milestones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}