{"id":3168,"date":"2011-11-13T23:44:19","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T07:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3168"},"modified":"2011-11-13T23:46:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T07:46:34","slug":"why-are-there-wolves-in-my-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/11\/13\/why-are-there-wolves-in-my-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Why are there wolves in my kitchen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sight of our lads gleefully engaging in low-speed chases around the kitchen island makes me think of this old Far Side cartoon. (Every so often I play the role of the hunted butterball. ;-))<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Wolves.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Wolves\" width=\"504\" height=\"387\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Wolves.png 504w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Wolves-300x230.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sight of our lads gleefully engaging in low-speed chases around the kitchen island makes me think of this old Far Side cartoon. (Every so often I play the role of the hunted butterball. ;-))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3168"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3171,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168\/revisions\/3171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}