{"id":3237,"date":"2011-12-05T09:41:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T17:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3237"},"modified":"2011-12-05T09:41:43","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T17:41:43","slug":"tales-from-our-young-quarry-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/12\/05\/tales-from-our-young-quarry-manager\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From Our Young Quarry Manager"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-3238\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/12\/05\/tales-from-our-young-quarry-manager\/quarrying\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3238\" title=\"quarrying\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/quarrying.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a>First, a few background details:<\/p>\n<p>Finn uses a little wagon in the basement to transport his big cardboard blocks back and forth to the &#8220;quarry&#8221; in the far corner.<\/p>\n<p>We read a lot of Babar books, which contain fascinating, arcane details like getting &#8220;vigorous rubdowns with alcohol and soft brushes&#8221; when one is cold.<\/p>\n<p>Baby cousin Jenna has been discussed as being too small for quite a few activities.<\/p>\n<p>We overheard Finn sticking up for his little brother at Bouncyland the other evening, when a 5 year-old was trying to tell him that Henry was too small to jump in one of the bounce houses.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the story, verbatim, that John overheard Finny reciting in the basement yesterday morning while playing:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a son who&#8217;s about 20 months. He keeps wanting to come to the quarry with me, but he&#8217;s just too small. Maybe he can come in 5 months, or 7. His name is Alcohol. He&#8217;s at my home with the mom. Her name is Beagle. My name is Sir Bobbiter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, a few background details: Finn uses a little wagon in the basement to transport his big cardboard blocks back and forth to the &#8220;quarry&#8221; in the far corner. We read a lot of Babar books, which contain fascinating, arcane details like getting &#8220;vigorous rubdowns with alcohol and soft brushes&#8221; when one is cold. Baby [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3237"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3244,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions\/3244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}