{"id":330,"date":"2009-09-07T11:49:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T19:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=330"},"modified":"2009-09-07T11:49:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T19:49:33","slug":"headlines-from-the-nack-picayune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2009\/09\/07\/headlines-from-the-nack-picayune\/","title":{"rendered":"Headlines from the Nack Picayune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/tinypix\/picayune.jpg\" height=\"180\" width=\"400\"><\/center><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cave System Discovered In Mom &#038; Dad&#8217;s Bed; Spelunking Missions Planned (&#8220;KindaDEEP!&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Driveway Closed 3pm-3:14pm For Dirt-Blasting<\/li>\n<li>Choco Overwhelms Area Toddler&#8217;s Boca<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Gato MooGeek&#8221; Still Tops Music Charts<\/li>\n<li>Leonine Blankie Retains &#8220;Most Favored Buddy&#8221; Status; Duke The Raccoon Strong #2<\/li>\n<li>Wiggle-Smile Index Skyrockets on Local Playmat<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Boogie-Sucker&#8221; Deployed To Area Infant&#8217;s Nose<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Nut-Byyuck&#8221; Assails Driveway<\/li>\n<li>Mom Invests Heavily in Oxy-Clean Corp., Citing Childrens&#8217; Future<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><i>Stay tuned for word from the Delmas Nack-Intelligencer \ud83d\ude09<\/i><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cave System Discovered In Mom &#038; Dad&#8217;s Bed; Spelunking Missions Planned (&#8220;KindaDEEP!&#8221;) Driveway Closed 3pm-3:14pm For Dirt-Blasting Choco Overwhelms Area Toddler&#8217;s Boca &#8220;Gato MooGeek&#8221; Still Tops Music Charts Leonine Blankie Retains &#8220;Most Favored Buddy&#8221; Status; Duke The Raccoon Strong #2 Wiggle-Smile Index Skyrockets on Local Playmat &#8220;Boogie-Sucker&#8221; Deployed To Area Infant&#8217;s Nose &#8220;Nut-Byyuck&#8221; Assails Driveway [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}