{"id":3342,"date":"2012-01-14T19:54:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-15T03:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3342"},"modified":"2012-01-14T19:54:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T03:54:43","slug":"werds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/01\/14\/werds\/","title":{"rendered":"Werds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We get a huge kick out of our boys&#8217; verbal stylings. Sometimes, they simply can&#8217;t quite pronounce a word correctly, and the results are pretty funny. But other times, (thanks to their goofy Mom-o and Dad-o) they&#8217;ve picked up the tendency to play around with language and create a lot of their own words. Here&#8217;s a little sampling of both sorts:<\/p>\n<p>Confibian: a vehicle that operates on both land and in water<br \/>\nDeppity: The sheriff&#8217;s right hand man<br \/>\nTrankalizer: what you shoot into the butt of a rampaging dinosaur<br \/>\nToothpoke: what Dad-o likes to use on his teeth after a meal<br \/>\nConstructions: what you have to read in order to build Lego helicopters<br \/>\nHasta Moo-Lego: Micronaxx interpretation of &#8220;hasta luego&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We get a huge kick out of our boys&#8217; verbal stylings. Sometimes, they simply can&#8217;t quite pronounce a word correctly, and the results are pretty funny. But other times, (thanks to their goofy Mom-o and Dad-o) they&#8217;ve picked up the tendency to play around with language and create a lot of their own words. Here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3342"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3362,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions\/3362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}