{"id":3397,"date":"2012-02-14T11:28:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T19:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3397"},"modified":"2012-02-14T11:32:56","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T19:32:56","slug":"transient-witticisms-a-little-bano-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/02\/14\/transient-witticisms-a-little-bano-music\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: A Little Ba\u00f1o Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t done a wrap-up like this since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2011\/10\/07\/transient-witticisms-finn-vol-2-2\/\">October<\/a> (!), so here&#8217;s a belated round-up of the guys&#8217; little sayings since then.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Music:\n<ul>\n<li>I body slam Finno in the laundry room. He sings back, &#8220;I fell into a burning ring of hamper\u2026!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I catch Finn singing our neighbor&#8217;s name into the tune of &#8220;Thunderstruck&#8221;: &#8220;oohOOWahahAAHow, <em>PAB-LO!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Hipped the boys to AC\/DC&#8217;s &#8220;Thunderstruck&#8221; via YouTube <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9FPcA7rNbTs\">chopper videos<\/a>. Henry asks, &#8220;What is that baby [Brian Johnson] crying about?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Foom foom FOOM Foom foom!&#8221; Finn sings to Henry this morning. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FCSBoOcGFFE\">Reality hits you *hard*, bro<\/a>!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s running around, sticking phrases into &#8220;Ride of the Valkyries&#8221; (e.g. &#8220;Open the SANDbox, open the SANDbox\u2026!&#8221;)\u00a0That. Is. My. BOY! \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li>Oddest mash-up, courtesy of our son: Peter Gabriel meets Sandra Boyton. &#8220;I want to be, your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=personal%20penguin&amp;source=web&amp;cd=2&amp;ved=0CC8QtwIwAQ&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dh-sGDe-yMKs&amp;ei=CbU6T4vUH5PoiALwwqSTDA&amp;usg=AFQjCNHIrcifd5S_E0Qxl0WCp-_ozxnlBg&amp;sig2=btHANDNJKGK-b2SLA9DPhw\">personal Sledgehammer<\/a>\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Young Henry considers YouTube: &#8220;I would like some&#8230; Foxy Lady. I would like&#8230; more Garth.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>After hearing LMFAO&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;rct=j&amp;q=party%20anthem&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKQ6zr6kCPj8&amp;ei=JbU6T5XDH-S0iQKe76WTDA&amp;usg=AFQjCNFTArOEu8wK_OJlnh2O6CZCigu83Q&amp;sig2=T7X929vqkf8LC9vIA27DfA\">Party Anthem<\/a>,&#8221; Finn compulsively claws at his ear: &#8220;Get it out!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>El Ba\u00f1o:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Maybe we could come to Guatemala with you, Dad-O,&#8221; notes Finn, &#8220;but I don&#8217;t want the kids to sit on my lap &amp; pee on me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Adios, poop!&#8221; waves a cheerful Finn. &#8220;See ya later when the toilet backs up!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Margot says I&#8217;m &#8220;guilty as charged.&#8221;&#8221;Yeah,&#8221; says Finn, &#8220;you&#8217;re guilty ASS-charged!!&#8221;(&#8220;Guilty ass-poop,&#8221; adds Henry.)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m having a massive poop, Dad-O,&#8221; announces wee Henry. &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna *scare* me!!&#8221;\u00a0(He claims it has arms &amp; legs to hunt him down.)<\/li>\n<li>Henry emerges from the basement &amp; finds Mom-O upstairs: &#8220;I heard the potty stop so I came up.&#8221;<br \/>M: &#8220;You&#8217;re a smart boy, Hen.&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Yes I am!&#8221;Modest, too. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sorry for party rocking, Dad-O,&#8221; Henry tells me.<br \/>&#8220;Sorry for <em>potty<\/em> rocking,&#8221; corrects Finn.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven&#8217;t done a wrap-up like this since October (!), so here&#8217;s a belated round-up of the guys&#8217; little sayings since then. Music: I body slam Finno in the laundry room. 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