{"id":3423,"date":"2012-02-18T08:59:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T16:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3423"},"modified":"2012-02-16T15:01:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T23:01:20","slug":"transient-witticisms-fun-with-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/02\/18\/transient-witticisms-fun-with-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Fun with Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;What&#8217;s inside an avocado, Dad-O?,&#8221; wonders Finn.<br \/>&#8220;Well, there&#8217;s a pit&#8230;&#8221; I begin.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he adds, &#8220;and guacamole!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Thoughtful 2yo Henry, returning from a 9am grocery store run: &#8220;Dad-O may you drink some beer, please?&#8221;<br \/><em>NOW<\/em> it&#8217;s a Christmas break.<\/li>\n<li>Marching off to grab my beverage, 2yo Henry gleefully announces, &#8220;Coke is SPICY, for NOT ME!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Tonight&#8217;s culinary innovation: &#8220;Kid on the Cob.&#8221; Req. tender thigh of tot, aged 2-3 yrs. Serves large helpings of hilarity, family-style.<\/li>\n<li>Margot to Finn on Saturday morning: &#8220;Want a corn dog, hon?&#8221;<br \/>Finn: &#8220;No, I only eat corn dogs on the weekend.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Having learned about farm implements in Galena, Finn asks me, &#8220;Is there a big blade in our tummies to mix up the food?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Surprise: your keyboard includes an &#8220;ice cream cone&#8221; key. This according to 2yo Henry (viewing <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1582&amp;bih=983&amp;q=mac+volume+icon&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=mac+volume&amp;aq=0&amp;aqi=g2g-S8&amp;aql=&amp;gs_sm=e&amp;gs_upl=810l3254l0l4645l14l12l2l2l2l0l173l1126l1.7l8l0#q=mac+volume+icon&amp;hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;gbv=2&amp;tbm=isch&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&amp;fp=cfed0632172f6749&amp;biw=960&amp;bih=1064\">Volume Up<\/a> sideways).<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s parting comment to Margot as she tucked him in: &#8220;I assume there will be breakfast in the morning?&#8221; \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s inside an avocado, Dad-O?,&#8221; wonders Finn.&#8220;Well, there&#8217;s a pit&#8230;&#8221; I begin.&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he adds, &#8220;and guacamole!!&#8221; Thoughtful 2yo Henry, returning from a 9am grocery store run: &#8220;Dad-O may you drink some beer, please?&#8221;NOW it&#8217;s a Christmas break. Marching off to grab my beverage, 2yo Henry gleefully announces, &#8220;Coke is SPICY, for NOT ME!!&#8221; Tonight&#8217;s culinary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3423"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3425,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions\/3425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}