{"id":3432,"date":"2012-02-23T16:30:11","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T00:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3432"},"modified":"2012-02-23T16:32:15","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T00:32:15","slug":"transient-witticisms-germans-creatures-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/02\/23\/transient-witticisms-germans-creatures-chaos\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Germans, Creatures, &#038; Chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Deutschland:\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8220;Moin moin moin moin moin moin!&#8221;<\/em> says Finn.<br \/>&#8220;Could you stop that?&#8221; asks Margot.<br \/>&#8220;No,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m a German!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Peanuts are green,&#8221; sings Finn, &#8220;roses are red&#8230; and Germans are crazy!&#8221;\u00a0(Sorry, Germans! :))<\/li>\n<li>Henry, just now: &#8220;Is Mom-O talking to Germans?&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Yep.&#8221;<br \/>Finn: &#8220;No! <em>Nein nein nein nein!!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Creatures:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m a Clark, Dad-O,&#8221; Henry reports.<br \/>&#8220;You&#8217;re a\u2026 &#8216;Clark&#8217;?,&#8221; I ask.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah. In the dark, in a park.&#8221;\u00a0#OneFishTwoFish<\/li>\n<li>I overhear Finn yelling at a strange green seed pod: &#8220;Get over here, you darn&#8230; Boba Fett!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What&#8217;s that guy, Dad-O?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;It&#8217;s a daddy longlegs.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;And that one?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Uh&#8230; that&#8217;s a daddy fatbutt.&#8221;<br \/>I am a tremendous educational resource.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Chaos:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;You need to look after me, Dad-O,&#8221; Finn tells me, &#8220;or&#8221;&#8211;eyes twinkling&#8211;&#8220;I might have to cause *mayhem*!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn helpfully corrects my reading of an ABC book: &#8220;M is for &#8216;Mayhem,&#8217; V is for &#8216;Volvo,&#8217; and P is for &#8216;Pee!'&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deutschland: &#8220;Moin moin moin moin moin moin!&#8221; says Finn.&#8220;Could you stop that?&#8221; asks Margot.&#8220;No,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I&#8217;m a German!&#8221; &#8220;Peanuts are green,&#8221; sings Finn, &#8220;roses are red&#8230; and Germans are crazy!&#8221;\u00a0(Sorry, Germans! :)) Henry, just now: &#8220;Is Mom-O talking to Germans?&#8221;Me: &#8220;Yep.&#8221;Finn: &#8220;No! Nein nein nein nein!!&#8221; Creatures: &#8220;I&#8217;m a Clark, Dad-O,&#8221; Henry reports.&#8220;You&#8217;re a\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3432"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3435,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3432\/revisions\/3435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}