{"id":3448,"date":"2012-02-28T23:02:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T07:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3448"},"modified":"2012-02-28T23:02:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T07:02:07","slug":"transient-witticisms-big-men-knowin-some-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/02\/28\/transient-witticisms-big-men-knowin-some-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Big men knowin&#8217; some stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>M: &#8220;Finny, you are my sunshine.&#8221;<br \/>F: &#8220;Yeah, and the Lego chopper pilots are *my* sunshine!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Big guys:\n<ul>\n<li>Finn notices me dawdling on Twitter. &#8220;Time for you to hit the shower, Big Man!&#8221; he declares.<\/li>\n<li>Finn, to Margot&#8217;s six-foot-four dad: &#8220;Grandpa, when you grow up, you&#8217;ll be as tall as a GIANT!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I moved Henry&#8217;s fragile truck,&#8221; Finn tells me from the couch, &#8220;so you wouldn&#8217;t shatter it with your big ol&#8217; Dad-O butt.&#8221; #verbatim<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m Captain Sully, Dad-O,&#8221; Finn advises me from the jungle gym. &#8220;I&#8217;m watching out for birds so we don&#8217;t end up in the Hudson!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s taken to telling me bedtime stories, then wrapping up with &#8220;And <em>THAT<\/em>, my Dad-O, is the end of <em>that!&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Rebuffed by Margot at the park, Finn tells us, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m not gonna deal with a person who doesn&#8217;t ride the roller coaster!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Bird-like bits:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, I found you a new pecker!&#8221; declares Finn, brandishing a stick (y&#8217;know, for peck-peck-pecking).\u00a0Sometimes I sure love my life. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>After &#8220;pecking&#8221; the boys with a stick, I discarded it in the driveway. &#8220;Oh no, Dad-O,&#8221; said Finn, &#8220;Don&#8217;t let the Ocho run over your pecker!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>&#8220;Yeah, I know you have to get money to pay for things&#8211;like the gazebo.&#8221; &#8212; Finn, mourning our return to work.<\/li>\n<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M: &#8220;Finny, you are my sunshine.&#8221;F: &#8220;Yeah, and the Lego chopper pilots are *my* sunshine!&#8221; Big guys: Finn notices me dawdling on Twitter. &#8220;Time for you to hit the shower, Big Man!&#8221; he declares. Finn, to Margot&#8217;s six-foot-four dad: &#8220;Grandpa, when you grow up, you&#8217;ll be as tall as a GIANT!!&#8221; &#8220;I moved Henry&#8217;s fragile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3449,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3448\/revisions\/3449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}