{"id":3499,"date":"2012-03-13T08:47:57","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T16:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3499"},"modified":"2012-03-13T08:49:40","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T16:49:40","slug":"transient-witticisms-goonieisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/03\/13\/transient-witticisms-goonieisms\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Hen-speak"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Henry&#8217;s jealous of Finn&#8217;s March birthday.<br \/>H: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want July! I want a different month!&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Like what?&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Um&#8230; San Francisco!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry sees the globe on Continental planes: &#8220;Those are raccoon airplanes. They have stripey tails!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Hen channels his mom: Rolling on the floor he says, &#8220;My back is hurting. I&#8217;m doing exercises.&#8221; And then, &#8220;My back wants truck videos!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry&#8217;s learning &#8220;sorry.&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Sorry I puked all over, Dad-O.&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Oh, you don&#8217;t have to be sorry, bud.&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Sorry I apologized.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What are *these*, Dad-O?&#8221; asks Henry, fingering my forehead wrinkles. Been asking myself that, son.<\/li>\n<li>On speakerphone the conf. call system says, &#8220;Press the pound key.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Press the palm tree!&#8221; grins Henry. &#8220;Robot lady said it!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It&#8217;s not Christmas anymore, Mad Birds,&#8221; declares Henry. &#8220;Take off your <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jnack\/status\/176360347215736833\/photo\/1\/large\">party helmets!<\/a>&#8220;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Henry&#8217;s jealous of Finn&#8217;s March birthday.H: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want July! I want a different month!&#8221;Me: &#8220;Like what?&#8221;H: &#8220;Um&#8230; San Francisco!&#8221; Henry sees the globe on Continental planes: &#8220;Those are raccoon airplanes. They have stripey tails!&#8221; Hen channels his mom: Rolling on the floor he says, &#8220;My back is hurting. I&#8217;m doing exercises.&#8221; And then, &#8220;My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3499"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3501,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499\/revisions\/3501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}