{"id":3534,"date":"2012-03-29T07:53:36","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T15:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3534"},"modified":"2012-03-29T11:09:33","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T19:09:33","slug":"transient-witticisms-food-music-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/03\/29\/transient-witticisms-food-music-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Food, Music, &#038; More"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;You don&#8217;t have to hold my hand, Finny,&#8221; I say.<br \/>&#8220;I want to!,&#8221; he protests. &#8220;There&#8217;s a lot of people here &amp; I don&#8217;t want to get captured!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, do you see what I&#8217;m doing?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;I&#8217;m getting my muscles a little bit stronger &amp; heavier so I can do special techniques!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Music\n<ul>\n<li>I told the kids I&#8217;m visiting a guy named Stu today. &#8220;A Boy Named Stu??&#8221; asked Finn.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, when I&#8217;m older we&#8217;ll get a dog who *won&#8217;t* chew kids&#8217; toys, and we&#8217;ll name him Paul Simon!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Pumped-Up Kicks?&#8221; Finn says incredulously. &#8220;I thought Kix were cereal.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Listening to &#8220;Another One Bites The Dust.&#8221; Finn: &#8220;That Freddie Markery is a weird guy, Dad-O. &#8216;Hangin&#8217; on the edge of your sink&#8217;?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Chow:\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve raised a 4yo son who, in the middle of McDonald&#8217;s &amp; out of the blue, yells &#8220;Captain Sullenberger? Captain Cheeseburger!!&#8221;\u00a0I rule. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;When it&#8217;s your birthday, do you have to eat real food, or can you just eat cake?&#8221; asks a hopeful, birthday-eve Finn.<\/li>\n<li>The boys brandish curly straws.<br \/>Henry: &#8220;This is my sales tool!&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Your&#8230; what??&#8221;<br \/>Finn: &#8220;Yeah, they help managers!&#8221;<br \/>(No idea, I swear!)<\/li>\n<li>The lads are debating anatomy over breakfast:<br \/>F: &#8220;Elephants are meat.&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Noo!&#8221;<br \/>F: &#8220;*You&#8217;re* meat!&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;But my *bones* are not meat!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Neighbor kids invite us to their treehouse. &#8220;It&#8217;s our secret lavatory!&#8221; Boy I hope that&#8217;s not true.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re playing pirates out back. &#8220;You make me peel potatoes, Dad-O,&#8221; says Finn. &#8220;I&#8217;m your galley sleeve!&#8221;<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t have to hold my hand, Finny,&#8221; I say.&#8220;I want to!,&#8221; he protests. &#8220;There&#8217;s a lot of people here &amp; I don&#8217;t want to get captured!&#8221; &#8220;Dad-O, do you see what I&#8217;m doing?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;I&#8217;m getting my muscles a little bit stronger &amp; heavier so I can do special techniques!&#8221; Music I told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3534"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3541,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534\/revisions\/3541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}