{"id":3582,"date":"2012-04-14T10:54:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T18:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3582"},"modified":"2012-04-16T12:07:31","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T20:07:31","slug":"transient-witticisms-legos-run-dmc-robber-seagulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/04\/14\/transient-witticisms-legos-run-dmc-robber-seagulls\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Legos, Run-DMC, &#038; Robber Seagulls"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Legos:\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Come on,&#8221; says Finn, drawing me towards our living room Lego zone. &#8220;Come see our Duplofications!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>One of our pieces snapped. &#8220;Honestly, Mom-O,&#8221; says Finn, shaking his head, &#8220;I&#8230; I&#8217;m just not going to happy up about that broken Lego.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>At bedtime: &#8220;Dad-O, my body is just hopping around saying, &#8216;I can&#8217;t wait to play with those Legos!!&#8217; But I said, &#8216;Tummy, you can play with them ma\u00f1ana!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s threatening his Lego guys: &#8220;I&#8217;ll throw you in the dungeon with Elton John &amp; Flava Flav!&#8221; (Don&#8217;t ever let your kids watch TV.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Music:\n<ul>\n<li>Run-DMC&#8217;s &#8220;It&#8217;s Tricky&#8221; comes on. &#8220;I know there&#8217;s Jam-Master Jay in there somewhere!&#8221; announces Finn.<\/li>\n<li>Finn channels Florence &amp; The Machine to request help with his burger: &#8220;Rip it up rip it up, Rip it up rip it up, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WbN0nX61rIs\">whoOOOoah<\/a>!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Hearing &#8220;Sympathy for the Devil,&#8221; Finn observes, &#8220;I hear a bunch of hoo-ing.&#8221; We agree it&#8217;s sung by a team of [scrawny, coked-up] owls.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying some Chili Peppers &#8220;Aeroplane&#8221; on the boys. &#8220;This makes my mind blow away!&#8221; says Hen.<\/li>\n<li>Henry&#8217;s confused by the song &#8220;Indian Outlaw.&#8221; &#8220;His baby is a Chippewa? Actually a baby is a fetus.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Of birds &amp; names:\n<ul>\n<li>I kinda wish All Things Considered were hosted, as Finn believes it is, by &#8220;Robber Seagull.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I dreamt our boys hung out with Jason Segel (who, full grown, claimed to be two and a half). Finn&#8217;s incredulous: &#8220;Jason Seagull??&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, why is it called Twitter?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Well, it sounds kinda like birds tweeting.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Oh, so it&#8217;s called &#8216;blah blah.'&#8221; (Verbatim, I swear!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legos: &#8220;Come on,&#8221; says Finn, drawing me towards our living room Lego zone. &#8220;Come see our Duplofications!&#8221; One of our pieces snapped. &#8220;Honestly, Mom-O,&#8221; says Finn, shaking his head, &#8220;I&#8230; I&#8217;m just not going to happy up about that broken Lego.&#8221; At bedtime: &#8220;Dad-O, my body is just hopping around saying, &#8216;I can&#8217;t wait to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3582"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3586,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions\/3586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}