{"id":3595,"date":"2012-04-28T16:59:04","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T00:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3595"},"modified":"2012-04-28T17:05:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-29T01:05:50","slug":"transient-witticisms-literal-deliciousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/04\/28\/transient-witticisms-literal-deliciousness\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Literal Deliciousness"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Food &amp; Drink:\n<ul>\n<li>Finn wakes me up: &#8220;Dad-O, for breakfast I&#8217;d like a hobo sandwich.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;A&#8230; what?,&#8221; I ask.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he says, &#8220;it&#8217;s lettuce, hobo, cheese, and broccoli. Let&#8217;s go to the train yard!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Trees have nests for birds &amp; squirrels,&#8221; Henry notes.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; adds Finn, &#8220;and cupboards have nests of dishes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, a sucker would be delicious for Leo,&#8221; Finn opines. &#8220;It&#8217;d\u00a0<em>blow his mind<\/em>&#8211;and his mind is made of meat!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn overhears me saying that in German housing there was &#8220;no bubble.&#8221; He&#8217;s incredulous: &#8220;The Germans don&#8217;t have agua??&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s skeptical that Leo could&#8217;ve been bathed\/dried so fast. (Margot swapped Leos.) &#8220;I guess Mom-O must&#8217;ve put him in the panini press&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Gettin&#8217; Literal:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;A ten-story building?&#8221; asks a quizzical Finn. &#8220;Somebody must&#8217;ve stacked up a lot of books!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Henry: &#8220;Dad-O, I dreamed about airplanes! They were flying.&#8221;<br \/>Me: &#8220;Cool! And what were you doing during the dream?&#8221;<br \/>Henry: &#8220;Sleeping.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; asks Finn, &#8220;can you get your blog out off your computer and put it onto your head?&#8221; (Interesting visual\u2026)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Food &amp; Drink: Finn wakes me up: &#8220;Dad-O, for breakfast I&#8217;d like a hobo sandwich.&#8221;&#8220;A&#8230; what?,&#8221; I ask.&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he says, &#8220;it&#8217;s lettuce, hobo, cheese, and broccoli. Let&#8217;s go to the train yard!&#8221; &#8220;Trees have nests for birds &amp; squirrels,&#8221; Henry notes.&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; adds Finn, &#8220;and cupboards have nests of dishes.&#8221; &#8220;Dad-O, a sucker would be delicious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3597,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions\/3597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}