{"id":3625,"date":"2012-05-08T06:05:16","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T14:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3625"},"modified":"2012-05-08T06:05:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T14:05:17","slug":"the-morning-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/05\/08\/the-morning-news\/","title":{"rendered":"The Morning News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Delmas Avenue, 7am: A beaming Finn just ran into the TV room where Margot and I were sitting. &#8220;Hey, I have four things to tell you dudes!&#8221; he announced.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One is, &#8216;Jeez Louise, Fillmore&#8217;s eating cheese!&#8217;<br \/>One is, Stegosaurus <em>egg<\/em>asaurus.<br \/>One is, Rhino vyno.<br \/>And one is, Brontosaurus applesaurus!<br \/>I made those up while I was sleeping!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So now you know. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Delmas Avenue, 7am: A beaming Finn just ran into the TV room where Margot and I were sitting. &#8220;Hey, I have four things to tell you dudes!&#8221; he announced. &#8220;One is, &#8216;Jeez Louise, Fillmore&#8217;s eating cheese!&#8217;One is, Stegosaurus eggasaurus.One is, Rhino vyno.And one is, Brontosaurus applesaurus!I made those up while I was sleeping!&#8221; So now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3626,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3625\/revisions\/3626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}