{"id":364,"date":"2009-11-10T16:07:57","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T00:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=364"},"modified":"2009-11-10T16:07:57","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T00:07:57","slug":"poll-100-of-grandsons-talented","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2009\/11\/10\/poll-100-of-grandsons-talented\/","title":{"rendered":"Poll: 100% Of Grandsons Talented"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh&#8211;I got a kick out of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/poll_100_of_grandsons?utm_source=onion_rss_daily\">this article<\/a> from the satirical paper <i>The Onion<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>ATLANTA&#8211;A Zogby poll of 1,542 American grandparents published Monday found that grandsons were described as &#8220;very&#8221; to &#8220;extremely&#8221; talented by 1,542 of the respondents. &#8220;Participants in the poll were emphatic in their descriptions of the talents of grandsons in fields as diverse as advertising and sales, choral performance, baseball, talking, crawling, making their beds, video games, and instructing their elders on proper cell-phone use,&#8221; pollster Tom Waterton said&#8230;  Sources at Zogby admitted that the survey was incomplete, as several hundred pollsters are still unable to get their assigned grandparents off the phone.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh&#8211;I got a kick out of this article from the satirical paper The Onion: ATLANTA&#8211;A Zogby poll of 1,542 American grandparents published Monday found that grandsons were described as &#8220;very&#8221; to &#8220;extremely&#8221; talented by 1,542 of the respondents. &#8220;Participants in the poll were emphatic in their descriptions of the talents of grandsons in fields as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}