{"id":3645,"date":"2012-05-20T08:11:22","date_gmt":"2012-05-20T16:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3645"},"modified":"2012-05-21T09:21:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-21T17:21:23","slug":"transient-witticisms-music-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/05\/20\/transient-witticisms-music-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Music Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Classic Rock:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, I think Van Halen lives in a Led Zeppelin!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Henry and I are Steppenwolfs. We&#8217;re steppin&#8217; all over!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Paul Simon:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Finn explains his pile of stuffed animals: &#8220;I&#8217;m making them my bodyguards &amp; pals.&#8221; (And yes, he&#8217;s now calling me Betty, and I call him Al.)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, I love that Paul Simon song, &#8216;Diii-nos on a skateboard, Diii-nos on a skateboard, With nothing to lose.'&#8221; (He&#8217;s singing &#8220;Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes.&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Johnny Cash:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>I hear Finn singing Johnny Cash to his Legos: &#8220;I shot a man named Guido, Just to watch him die\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a terrific 7am wake-up? A yellow lion blankie poking its head around our doorway &amp; growl-singing &#8220;Folsom Prison Blues.&#8221; (&#8220;RAwr! I hear that train a-comin&#8217;&#8230;&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Our sugar-addled boys are tearing around the hardware store&#8217;s garden section yelling &#8220;My name is <em>SUE<\/em>, how do you <em>DO<\/em>?? Now you gonna <em>DIE!!<\/em>&#8220;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s loving Johnny Cash: &#8220;I&#8217;m building a car out of ice cream in my tummy, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/One_Piece_at_a_Time\">One Piece At A Time!<\/a> (Can you tweet that?)&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I tried hipping the boys to OutKast&#8217;s frenetic song &#8220;Hey Ya.&#8221; Finn: &#8220;These guys are berserkers!&#8221; Henry: &#8220;Yeah, give us Johnny Cash!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Classic Rock: &#8220;Dad-O, I think Van Halen lives in a Led Zeppelin!&#8221; &#8220;Henry and I are Steppenwolfs. We&#8217;re steppin&#8217; all over!&#8221; Paul Simon: Finn explains his pile of stuffed animals: &#8220;I&#8217;m making them my bodyguards &amp; pals.&#8221; (And yes, he&#8217;s now calling me Betty, and I call him Al.) &#8220;Dad-O, I love that Paul Simon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3645"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3664,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645\/revisions\/3664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}