{"id":37,"date":"2008-04-14T18:54:48","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T02:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=37"},"modified":"2008-04-14T18:54:48","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T02:54:48","slug":"finnegan-nack-modern-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2008\/04\/14\/finnegan-nack-modern-artist\/","title":{"rendered":"Finnegan Nack, modern artist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Must… resist… urge… Must *resist*… new parent stereotype… to talk about… kid’s poop n’ pee… but alas, I cannot.<\/i><\/p>\n

Hot town, summer in the city
\nBack of Finn’s neck feelin’ dirty and pukey…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, let it never be said that our boy isn’t a productive member of society–really putting the “gross” back in Gross Domestic Product. The wee man has been “sailing the seas of cheese,” auditioning for a future as the mayor of the British hamlet Cheese-upon-Ear!
\nFinn’s been putting out the business from both ends, and in volume–the Fountains of Bellagio, spraying in slow-mo, backlit by spotlights while Clair De Lune<\/a><\/i> plays in the background. Or maybe we’ve started hallucinating. \ud83d\ude09
\nThe good news is the yucksville antacid that Margot has been administering by pipette three times a day seems to be working–not suppressing spit-ups, obviously, but at least keeping Finn from hurting (and hence freaking) quite so much.
\nJ.
\nPS–Maybe we can at least make some lemonade from these lemons, getting Finn some kind of NEA grant for his performances. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Must… resist… urge… Must *resist*… new parent stereotype… to talk about… kid’s poop n’ pee… but alas, I cannot. Hot town, summer in the city Back of Finn’s neck feelin’ dirty and pukey… Well, let it never be said that our boy isn’t a productive member of society–really putting the “gross” back in Gross Domestic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}