{"id":3702,"date":"2012-06-10T06:47:48","date_gmt":"2012-06-10T14:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3702"},"modified":"2012-06-10T16:01:53","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T00:01:53","slug":"conveyor-belt-of-woe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/06\/10\/conveyor-belt-of-woe\/","title":{"rendered":"Conveyor Belt of Woe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/conveyorBelt.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Conveyor Belt\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3704\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who needs biology books when one has a body to observe?<\/p>\n<p>Poor Finn can be predictably clumsy as he grows, and lately his feet have borne a rain of terror. A few months back he dropped a Mater toy on his big toe, producing a big red bruise under the nail. He was fascinated to learn that the &#8220;hurty&#8221; would slowly migrate off the end of the toe, &#8220;like a little conveyor belt.&#8221; We were almost to the end of that race\u2014but <em>dang it<\/em>, down fell more metal objects!<\/p>\n<p>Now Finn offers tours of his foot-wounds, kind of like a historian would show the rings of a giant sequoia: &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s where Mater got me, and then that&#8217;s where the iPad fell, and over on <em>this<\/em>\u00a0foot you can see where I dropped the WD-40 can\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tangential business idea: Steel-toed Crocs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who needs biology books when one has a body to observe? Poor Finn can be predictably clumsy as he grows, and lately his feet have borne a rain of terror. A few months back he dropped a Mater toy on his big toe, producing a big red bruise under the nail. He was fascinated to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3702"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3705,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3702\/revisions\/3705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}