{"id":3722,"date":"2012-06-21T14:11:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T22:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2012-06-21T19:56:34","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T03:56:34","slug":"transient-witticisms-from-crookdegarten-to-schwarzenegger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/06\/21\/transient-witticisms-from-crookdegarten-to-schwarzenegger\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: From Crookdegarten to Schwarzenegger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/ahnuld.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ahnuld\" width=\"150\" height=\"148\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3727\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Terminology:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, do kid crooks go to kindergarten?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Henry, &#8220;it&#8217;s called &#8216;Crookdegarten!'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s telling Margot about &#8220;the South&#8221;: &#8220;It&#8217;s hillbillies driving in circles all day. They call it &#8216;NICECAR.'&#8221; (I&#8217;ve taught him well.)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mom-O, we&#8217;re not getting you any cake for Mother&#8217;s Day,&#8221; says Finn, &#8220;just some sand &amp; a bag of guff!&#8221; (&#8220;Is guff Gummi?&#8221; asks Henry.)<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s increasingly fascinated by Schwarzenegger. &#8220;Do *<em>ost<\/em>*riches also come from *<em>Aust<\/em>*ria?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Look at that plane pulling a frog book!&#8221; Henry says, seeing a plane towing a Geico gecko banner.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Aviary:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Finn on nature this AM: &#8220;Dad-O, I hear birds tweeting! I think they&#8217;re using Twitter! (Can you tweet that?)&#8221; Love the monster we&#8217;ve made \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>Finn &amp; I are exploring nature.<br \/>Me: &#8220;Hear those birds tweeting, bud?&#8221;<br \/>Finn: &#8220;Yeah&#8211;I think they have tiny iPads.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Exercise:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Do more sets, Dad-O!!&#8221; insists my 4yo weight trainer. &#8220;You&#8217;re doing that resting thing where your heart gets all small!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nudist Finn is attempting to &#8220;skate&#8221; across our room on Perfect Push-Ups, all while singing Rocky&#8217;s theme. &#8220;Getting *<em>strong<\/em>* nooow\u2026&#8221; That&#8217;s my boy!<\/li>\n<li>Finn swings by, bends over, and kisses my chest. &#8220;I&#8217;m giving you a peck on the pec!&#8221; he explains.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terminology: &#8220;Dad-O, do kid crooks go to kindergarten?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; says Henry, &#8220;it&#8217;s called &#8216;Crookdegarten!&#8217;&#8221; Finn&#8217;s telling Margot about &#8220;the South&#8221;: &#8220;It&#8217;s hillbillies driving in circles all day. They call it &#8216;NICECAR.&#8217;&#8221; (I&#8217;ve taught him well.) &#8220;Mom-O, we&#8217;re not getting you any cake for Mother&#8217;s Day,&#8221; says Finn, &#8220;just some sand &amp; a bag [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3722"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3728,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions\/3728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}