{"id":3747,"date":"2012-07-02T07:53:01","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T14:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3747"},"modified":"2014-05-25T07:37:46","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T14:37:46","slug":"big-basins-camp-fairies-and-banana-slugs-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/07\/02\/big-basins-camp-fairies-and-banana-slugs-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Basins, Camp Fairies, and Banana Slugs&#8211;Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157630383299128\/show\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/campers.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Campers\" width=\"250\" height=\"312\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/campers.jpg 250w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/campers-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We survived! Our guys are officially seasoned campers, chomping at the bit to go again.<\/p>\n<p>Margot &amp; I brought the boys over to Big Basin the Friday before last, rendezvousing with another 15 (!) or so other kids &amp; their parents. Because she had Pilates training on Saturday &amp; Sunday, Margot didn&#8217;t sleep over with us, but she did a brilliant job packing &amp; helped us set up the tent. Without her I&#8217;d still be out in the woods\u2014if I even got there to begin with!<\/p>\n<p>We borrowed camping gear from my friend Dani at work, but it didn&#8217;t occur to us to get air mattresses until we saw all the other families pumping up theirs. The first night was more than a bit bumpy, literally &amp; figuratively. (Note to other parents: When introducing kids to camping, maybe don&#8217;t pick the longest day of the year!) The guys bounced around the tent for hours like a couple of popcorn kernels. I was the old maid.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, however, our friend Shay showed up with some good news: &#8220;I&#8217;m the camping fairy!&#8221; she announced, then went to get something from her car. Finn turned to me: &#8220;Is she <em>really<\/em>\u00a0a camping fairy?&#8221; No, she claimed: she was just a &#8220;mattress mule,&#8221; having been recruited by Margot late the night before to carry a brand new set of air mattresses to us! \u00a0As I had no phone coverage at the camp site, this was a terrific surprise!<\/p>\n<p>Can I claim we then slept like kings? Well, not exactly. Ensconced in our tent, I thought of the Passover scene from <em>The Ten Commandments<\/em>: I kept hearing periodic wailing arising from other tents &amp; just thought, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know who that is, and I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s happening, but man we&#8217;re just staying behind our door and riding this thing out!&#8221; In any case, our backs sure appreciated the &#8220;close air support.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, by the way, parents: When it comes to kids in sleeping bags, it seems there&#8217;s about a three-inch window that separates &#8220;cozy&#8221; from (on one end) &#8220;hypothermia&#8221; and (on the other) &#8220;asphyxiation.&#8221; I kept waking up to find Henry totally exposed &amp; turning blue, and then (having remedied that problem) completely missing, having slipped entirely into the bag. Yeesh!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157630383299128\/show\/\">Here&#8217;s a gallery of the goings-on.<\/a> Other random bits from the adventure:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>During our hike to a nearby waterfall, Henry quickly migrated to my shoulders, but he hung onto his &#8220;walking stick.&#8221; The net result was that he held it in front of me, making me feel like a donkey chasing a carrot. Normally it&#8217;s the parent who get to dole out the carrot-and-stick routine!<\/li>\n<li>The guys were fascinated that bold raccoons kept infiltrating the campsite, even making off with a bag of marshmallows. \u00a0They liked hanging out in and around the metal containers meant to protect food from raccoons &amp; bears.<\/li>\n<li>Finn got a <em>very<\/em> quick &amp; intimate familiarization with banana slugs, accidentally laying his hand on one of the big creatures in a log. He freaked out (hey, I would too), demanding that I wipe off the stickum. Soon, though, we incorporated a banana slug named Bonobo into our T.A.L.B. ritual, alongside a charismatic raccoon named El Bandito &amp; &#8220;Ranger Mary&#8221; (pictured in the gallery singing to the guys at the ranger station).<\/li>\n<li>Our friends Doug &amp; Jodi occupied the tent right next to ours, and Doug remarked on my patience dealing with the guys&#8217; &#8220;20 questions&#8221; routine. It was a nice bit of encouragement. Your can see their son Dillon sporting an eyepatch with Finn in the little video clip below.<\/li>\n<li>Seeing all the kids coming &amp; going from tents reminded me of the German phrase &#8220;Nein fisimatenten.&#8221; It means &#8220;no foolishness,&#8221; but it&#8217;s said to derive from a French occupation of Germany during which French soldiers would call to German girls, &#8220;Hey,\u00a0visitez ma tente!&#8221; (&#8220;Come visit my tent!&#8221;) You can see how Henry&#8217;s Graham-cracker-powered solicitations would be hard to resist. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_1OBNBjh6QM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We survived! Our guys are officially seasoned campers, chomping at the bit to go again. 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