{"id":3948,"date":"2012-08-24T06:40:53","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T14:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=3948"},"modified":"2012-08-24T09:11:42","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T17:11:42","slug":"transient-witticisms-assorted-silliness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/08\/24\/transient-witticisms-assorted-silliness\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Assorted Silliness"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Music:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Remarking on a hyperactive playmate, Finn observes, &#8220;Man, that kid has a lot of energy. He&#8217;s like Freddy Mercury!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn&#8217;s Irish heritage is coming in handy: His <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/07\/23\/soundergarten-the-black-tarantula\/\">Chris Cornell impression<\/a> sounds *just* like a banshee.<\/li>\n<li>Finn, having recently listened to Paul Simon, explained his pile of stuffed animals: &#8220;I&#8217;m making them my bodyguards &amp; pals.&#8221; (And yes, he&#8217;s now calling me Betty, and I call him Al.)<\/li>\n<li>Best sartorial compliment ever, courtesy of Finn: &#8220;Your black suit looks cool, Dad-O. You look like Johnny Cash!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Brotherly love:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Finn wheels around on his too-close little bro: &#8220;Jeez, Henry, it&#8217;s not &#8216;Follow Finny Day!'&#8221;\u00a0(Henry, giggling: &#8220;Yes it is!&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Feliz POOPlea\u00f1ons, Goonie!&#8221; says Finn. (&#8220;It&#8217;s a\u00f1os made of poop,&#8221; he helpfully notes.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Ba\u00f1os:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Our potty trainee gets legalistic:<br \/>H: &#8220;I want an M&amp;M for pooping.&#8221;<br \/>M: &#8220;Well, you didn&#8217;t actually poop.&#8221;<br \/>H: &#8220;Well I *farted*!&#8221; #partialCredit<\/li>\n<li>Finn, beaming, returns from the ba\u00f1o: &#8220;I really taught that pee-cake a lesson! It&#8217;ll have to ask its pee-cake parents for dry clothes!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Finn leads me gently through the campground. &#8220;I thought,&#8221; he says, &#8220;we&#8217;d sit &amp; have a little chat about silliness&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Music: Remarking on a hyperactive playmate, Finn observes, &#8220;Man, that kid has a lot of energy. He&#8217;s like Freddy Mercury!&#8221; Finn&#8217;s Irish heritage is coming in handy: His Chris Cornell impression sounds *just* like a banshee. Finn, having recently listened to Paul Simon, explained his pile of stuffed animals: &#8220;I&#8217;m making them my bodyguards &amp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3948"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3953,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3948\/revisions\/3953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}