{"id":40,"date":"2008-04-16T07:48:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T15:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=40"},"modified":"2008-04-16T07:48:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T15:48:21","slug":"knuckles-thy-taste-is-victory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2008\/04\/16\/knuckles-thy-taste-is-victory\/","title":{"rendered":"Knuckles, thy taste is *victory*&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=0 align=left hspacing=10 src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/finnegan\/images\/tinypix\/fingers.jpg\" width=\"184\" height=\"135\">Normally you&#8217;d think a &#8220;knuckle sandwich&#8221; doesn&#8217;t sound too appealing, but to Finn there&#8217;s nothing finer.<br \/>\nTo date he&#8217;s struggled to find his mouth with the proverbial two hands and a flashlight.  Now, though, he&#8217;s getting closer, closer to tasting the sweet succulence of his fingers anytime he&#8217;d like.  His latest technique is to use one hand to support &#038; boost the other towards his lips&#8211;a very cute little process as he grunts slowly towards his goal.<br \/>\nUnfortunately it&#8217;s a very hit-and-miss affair&#8211;where hits include foreheads, cheeks, and chins (his own and others&#8217;).  I feel like I&#8217;m watching the X-Wing pilots during the <i>Star Wars<\/i> finale: &#8220;Al-most theeerre&#8230; Al-most theeere&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Stay on tar-get, <i>stay on tar-get&#8230;!<\/i>&#8221;<br \/>\nI haven&#8217;t been able to catch our man in the act photographically (it&#8217;s like trying to catch the appearance of his dimple&#8211;something a team of wildlife photogs would set up in a deer blind for two months to glimpse), but I&#8217;ll keep trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally you&#8217;d think a &#8220;knuckle sandwich&#8221; doesn&#8217;t sound too appealing, but to Finn there&#8217;s nothing finer. To date he&#8217;s struggled to find his mouth with the proverbial two hands and a flashlight. Now, though, he&#8217;s getting closer, closer to tasting the sweet succulence of his fingers anytime he&#8217;d like. His latest technique is to use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}