{"id":4012,"date":"2012-09-14T10:39:53","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T18:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4012"},"modified":"2012-09-14T10:40:54","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T18:40:54","slug":"transient-witticisms-decapitation-allergies-nasas-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/09\/14\/transient-witticisms-decapitation-allergies-nasas-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Decapitation, Allergies, &#038; NASA&#8217;s Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Li&#8217;l gasbag Henry is making excuses: &#8220;I have allergies, Dad-O. That&#8217;s why I keep farting on you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Vehicular:<\/li>\n<li>\n<ul>\n<li>I attempt to explain mid-engine vs. rear-engine cars to Finn. Eyeing a Porsche 911 he says, &#8220;So, it&#8217;s got room for kids??&#8221; Don&#8217;t get your hopes up, lad!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to convince Henry that the big red-brown thing the Shuttle drops (its external fuel tank) is not, in fact, a turd. (Seems he&#8217;s not buying it.)<\/li>\n<li>Our impatient boys are miffed: &#8220;Dad-O, preschool <em>never<\/em> teaches us how to drive real cars!!&#8221; I say there&#8217;s time. &#8220;But <em>when<\/em>&#8211;kindergarten!?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>The 400 Blows:<\/li>\n<li>\n<ul>\n<li>Pool-nudist Finn doesn&#8217;t appreciate my playful swatting. &#8220;Hey, this isn&#8217;t a butt-cheek fiesta!&#8221; he scolds.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, can we play?&#8221; asks Finn, contemplating a toy hammer. Then he smiles: &#8220;Could we maybe decapitate Henry?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We&#8217;re Irishmen,&#8221; the boys announce out of the blue, &#8220;named Gerry &amp; Mike.&#8221; Er, okay\u2026 #GoIrish!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Li&#8217;l gasbag Henry is making excuses: &#8220;I have allergies, Dad-O. That&#8217;s why I keep farting on you.&#8221; Vehicular: I attempt to explain mid-engine vs. rear-engine cars to Finn. Eyeing a Porsche 911 he says, &#8220;So, it&#8217;s got room for kids??&#8221; Don&#8217;t get your hopes up, lad! I&#8217;m trying to convince Henry that the big red-brown [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4012"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4014,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4012\/revisions\/4014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}