{"id":4033,"date":"2012-09-22T23:25:43","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T07:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4033"},"modified":"2012-09-22T23:32:08","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T07:32:08","slug":"questionable-etymologies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/09\/22\/questionable-etymologies\/","title":{"rendered":"Questionable Etymologies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/phil-teds_dash.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"308\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4034\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/phil-teds_dash.jpg 281w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/phil-teds_dash-273x300.jpg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The funky tandem stroller we bought from our friends the Wiggii often draws questions from parents at the park. Today was no exception, and today Finn overheard that the stroller was made by the company &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/philandteds.com\/us\">Phil &amp; Teds<\/a>.&#8221; Apparently he thinks it&#8217;s a\u00a0<em>very<\/em>\u00a0influential bunch:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad-O, did you name Uncle Ted after Phil &amp; Ted?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Er, no, buddy,&#8221; I said, &#8220;we named him after <em>my<\/em>\u00a0Uncle Ted. You know, he was a policeman in Chicago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh.&#8221; After a minute or so went by, he followed up: &#8220;Was the <em>policeman<\/em> named after Phil &amp; Ted?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I politely explained that I don&#8217;t think the stroller company was that big a deal in the 1930&#8217;s. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The funky tandem stroller we bought from our friends the Wiggii often draws questions from parents at the park. Today was no exception, and today Finn overheard that the stroller was made by the company &#8220;Phil &amp; Teds.&#8221; Apparently he thinks it&#8217;s a\u00a0very\u00a0influential bunch: &#8220;Dad-O, did you name Uncle Ted after Phil &amp; Ted?&#8221; &#8220;Er, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4033"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4041,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4033\/revisions\/4041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}