{"id":4071,"date":"2012-10-01T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T22:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4071"},"modified":"2012-10-01T14:13:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T22:13:31","slug":"watch-out-for-flying-whittle-boards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/10\/01\/watch-out-for-flying-whittle-boards\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch out for flying Whittle Boards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/whittleBoards.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"whittleBoards\" width=\"200\" height=\"267\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4073\" \/><\/a>The other night during T.A.L.B., Finn reminded me that we like our stories to involve policemen rappelling down from helicopters. &#8220;Can we talk about the whittle boards?&#8221; he asked. I was kind of baffled, and he attempted to clarify: &#8220;Yeah, you know, whittle boards. <em>Whittle<\/em>\u00a0boards, like this!&#8221; and began flapping his wings. Ah, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird\">Little Birds!<\/a><\/em>\u00a0He said, &#8220;Now every time I want to hear about whittle boards, I&#8217;ll just flap like this!&#8221; You&#8217;ve got a deal, son. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night during T.A.L.B., Finn reminded me that we like our stories to involve policemen rappelling down from helicopters. &#8220;Can we talk about the whittle boards?&#8221; he asked. I was kind of baffled, and he attempted to clarify: &#8220;Yeah, you know, whittle boards. Whittle\u00a0boards, like this!&#8221; and began flapping his wings. Ah, Little Birds!\u00a0He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4071"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4077,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4071\/revisions\/4077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}