{"id":4080,"date":"2012-10-07T06:58:25","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T14:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4080"},"modified":"2012-10-07T06:58:25","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T14:58:25","slug":"transient-witticisms-finnspanol-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/10\/07\/transient-witticisms-finnspanol-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Finnspa\u00f1ol &#038; More"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Espa\u00f1ol:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Breathless Finn runs in sounding like he&#8217;s cracked the secret to cold fusion: &#8220;Dad-O, there&#8217;s even a Spanish word for\u00a0<em>&#8216;Spanish&#8217;!<\/em>\u00a0It&#8217;s &#8216;Spa\u00f1ol!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;El cerdo!&#8221; says Finn out of the blue.<br \/>&#8220;Yeah, and what&#8217;s el cerdo?&#8221; I ask.<br \/>&#8220;A pig who speaks Spanish!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn wonders about our friend&#8217;s &#8220;Ram jeep.&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s a &#8216;Durango&#8217;? Maybe it means &#8216;ram&#8217; in Spanish.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Gluteus Minimus:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Lego time spontaneously turns political: &#8220;Dad-O, this is Obama. &#8216;Come here, Romney, gimme your butt cheeks to kick!'&#8221; (Unprompted by me!)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, what was that shadow?&#8221; asks Henry. &#8220;Well, was it itching its butt?&#8221; asks Finn. &#8220;&#8216;Cause then it was me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Henry!!&#8221; yells Finn. &#8220;If you don&#8217;t stop that, I&#8217;ll kick your butt! [pause] Dad-O, kick his butt!!&#8221; (I&#8217;m just hired muscle.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Questionable parenting:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>I probably shouldn&#8217;t have told Finn to &#8220;get out of my junk.&#8221; He now lowers his head &amp; runs yelling, &#8220;I&#8217;m aiming for your *junk*!!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I confront stick-wielding Finn: &#8220;Were you aiming for my head??&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; he says sheepishly. &#8220;I was aiming for your crotch.&#8221; (That&#8217;s not better!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Espa\u00f1ol: Breathless Finn runs in sounding like he&#8217;s cracked the secret to cold fusion: &#8220;Dad-O, there&#8217;s even a Spanish word for\u00a0&#8216;Spanish&#8217;!\u00a0It&#8217;s &#8216;Spa\u00f1ol!&#8221; &#8220;El cerdo!&#8221; says Finn out of the blue.&#8220;Yeah, and what&#8217;s el cerdo?&#8221; I ask.&#8220;A pig who speaks Spanish!&#8221; Finn wonders about our friend&#8217;s &#8220;Ram jeep.&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s a &#8216;Durango&#8217;? Maybe it means &#8216;ram&#8217; in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4081,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4080\/revisions\/4081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}