{"id":4084,"date":"2012-10-15T09:22:37","date_gmt":"2012-10-15T17:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4084"},"modified":"2012-10-15T15:17:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-15T23:17:08","slug":"whoopie-cushion-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/10\/15\/whoopie-cushion-adventures\/","title":{"rendered":"Whoopie Cushion Adventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because, you know, our little sons were insufficiently interested in bodily functions&#8230; ;-p<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-FFsTVzrk-8?list=UUB3_bFqsOixBJPh2b5QD_rQ&amp;hl=en_US\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This all transpired at little Charlotte Henshall&#8217;s 4th birthday party yesterday. Finny observed, &#8220;Look, Dad-O, there&#8217;s a picture of a geyser on the bag!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because, you know, our little sons were insufficiently interested in bodily functions&#8230; ;-p This all transpired at little Charlotte Henshall&#8217;s 4th birthday party yesterday. Finny observed, &#8220;Look, Dad-O, there&#8217;s a picture of a geyser on the bag!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4084"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4094,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084\/revisions\/4094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}