{"id":4190,"date":"2012-11-15T14:33:09","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T22:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4190"},"modified":"2012-11-16T12:14:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T20:14:21","slug":"the-new-western-canon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/11\/15\/the-new-western-canon\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Western Canon"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Finn’s recently taken an interest in “writing books,” his at-school technique of stapling together a few sheets of paper, then scribbling down some random marks. The other night he took me on a tour of his oeuvre:<\/p>\n

“This one,” he said, pointing at a blob-covered set of sheets, “is called ‘Donde Estan Los Dots?’<\/em> And this one”\u2014a bunch of lines\u2014”is called ‘Donde Esta El Sharp Thing?’<\/em> And this<\/em> one,” he said with great pride, pointing at yet more randomness, “is called ‘The Terrifying Pig That Split Me In Half With A Cross-Tie.'”<\/em> I’ll admit, I did not see that last bit coming. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finn’s recently taken an interest in “writing books,” his at-school technique of stapling together a few sheets of paper, then scribbling down some random marks. The other night he took me on a tour of his oeuvre: “This one,” he said, pointing at a blob-covered set of sheets, “is called ‘Donde Estan Los Dots?’ And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4190"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4194,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4190\/revisions\/4194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}