{"id":4203,"date":"2012-11-18T09:58:39","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T17:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4203"},"modified":"2012-11-18T10:00:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-18T18:00:47","slug":"transient-witticisms-sewage-plants-buttcheeks-and-fuhgeddaboudit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/11\/18\/transient-witticisms-sewage-plants-buttcheeks-and-fuhgeddaboudit\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: Sewage plants, buttcheeks, and fuhgeddaboudit"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; says Finn out of the blue, &#8220;I think New Yorkers speak a language called &#8216;New.'&#8221; Cue discussion of &#8216;fuhgeddaboudit,&#8217; &#8216;badabing,&#8217; etc.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; whispers an excitedly conspiratorial Finn, &#8220;when it&#8217;s just boys around, let&#8217;s say &#8216;buttcheeks,&#8217;\u2014just not when Mom-O&#8217;s here.&#8221; (&#8220;Yeah, buttcheeks!!&#8221; adds Henry.)<\/li>\n<li>Half asleep on his feet, Henry uses the bathroom &amp; says &#8220;Auf Wiedersehen, pee pee.&#8221; Endlessly surprising, these guys&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, why is it a sewage treatment &#8216;plant&#8217;?&#8221; asks Finn. I explain that auto plants make autos, etc. &#8220;Oh,&#8221; he says, &#8220;so the sewage plant makes poop!&#8221;\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Homophonic fun with the big guy: &#8220;&#8216;Dye&#8217;? Does it go into your clothes and make the grayness, like, die off?&#8221; Well yeah, kinda!<\/li>\n<li>Finn claims the sitter let them watch &#8220;Pee-pee-est Kids.&#8221; Took me a sec to decode: ah, &#8220;PBS Kids&#8221;!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; says Finn out of the blue, &#8220;I think New Yorkers speak a language called &#8216;New.&#8217;&#8221; Cue discussion of &#8216;fuhgeddaboudit,&#8217; &#8216;badabing,&#8217; etc. &#8220;Dad-O,&#8221; whispers an excitedly conspiratorial Finn, &#8220;when it&#8217;s just boys around, let&#8217;s say &#8216;buttcheeks,&#8217;\u2014just not when Mom-O&#8217;s here.&#8221; (&#8220;Yeah, buttcheeks!!&#8221; adds Henry.) Half asleep on his feet, Henry uses the bathroom &amp; says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4203"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4207,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4203\/revisions\/4207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}