{"id":4215,"date":"2012-11-20T12:48:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4215"},"modified":"2012-11-20T12:48:52","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T20:48:52","slug":"glovin-from-the-oven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/11\/20\/glovin-from-the-oven\/","title":{"rendered":"Glovin&#8217; from the Oven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our scissors-wielding lads have been cutting up a storm\u2014and cutting, and cutting, and <em>cutting<\/em>; they&#8217;re now well acquainted with the terms &#8220;confetti&#8221; and &#8220;sweeping.&#8221; I always worry that they&#8217;ll blind or stab someone, so we try to enforce smart scissors-handling, requiring the guys to carry them blades-down (or by the blades). I guess that wasn&#8217;t quite enough for Finn, though: the other day he popped onto the back porch, gripping his scissors in Mom-O&#8217;s oven mitt, as you can see here. &#8220;Dad-O!&#8221; he proudly announced, &#8220;Now I can run around with scissors!!&#8221; Well, something like that, son. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/OvGlove.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Glovin&#039; from the Oven\" width=\"530\" height=\"529\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4216\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/OvGlove.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/OvGlove-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/OvGlove-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our scissors-wielding lads have been cutting up a storm\u2014and cutting, and cutting, and cutting; they&#8217;re now well acquainted with the terms &#8220;confetti&#8221; and &#8220;sweeping.&#8221; I always worry that they&#8217;ll blind or stab someone, so we try to enforce smart scissors-handling, requiring the guys to carry them blades-down (or by the blades). I guess that wasn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4215"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4221,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4215\/revisions\/4221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}