{"id":4244,"date":"2012-11-30T00:58:03","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T08:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4244"},"modified":"2012-11-30T00:58:03","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T08:58:03","slug":"tranquility-with-a-side-of-puke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2012\/11\/30\/tranquility-with-a-side-of-puke\/","title":{"rendered":"Tranquility, with a side of puke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man&#8230; It&#8217;s 12:47am the night (morning?) after who-knows-how-many days of little Henry doing his best impression of a two-ended Mt. Vesuvius. Actually it&#8217;s not quite that bad: it&#8217;s been just a few days, but having just scraped up another night&#8217;s load of barf from his bed, I&#8217;m a little spent (yet now too wired to sleep).<\/p>\n<p>Earlier in the week Henry acquired a cute little panda we named Peter. As Hen sleeps on his big n&#8217; beloved Panda Bear, he&#8217;s decided that Peter is Panda Bear&#8217;s kid, &#8220;and the Ollies are the moms.&#8221; Just now when I dashed into his room, I found that everyone had gotten pretty yucky. Hen was distraught: &#8220;I puked on Peter&#8217;s <em>parents!!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ah, but that&#8217;s the thing of it: &#8220;When I puke it feels like <em>not fun<\/em>,&#8221; Henry said in the kitchen (as I scrubbed off the animals), and yet these little moments can have their charm. We love the lads so much, and we can bond through a little humor &#038; enjoy pulling through the rough patches together. And now, having said that, let&#8217;s get past these bugs and get some sleep!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/happyHen.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Happy Hen\" width=\"530\" height=\"530\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4245\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/happyHen.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/happyHen-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/happyHen-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man&#8230; It&#8217;s 12:47am the night (morning?) after who-knows-how-many days of little Henry doing his best impression of a two-ended Mt. Vesuvius. Actually it&#8217;s not quite that bad: it&#8217;s been just a few days, but having just scraped up another night&#8217;s load of barf from his bed, I&#8217;m a little spent (yet now too wired [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4247,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions\/4247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}