{"id":4406,"date":"2013-02-08T00:32:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T08:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4406"},"modified":"2013-02-08T00:32:09","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T08:32:09","slug":"transient-witticisms-the-united-steaks-of-apostles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/02\/08\/transient-witticisms-the-united-steaks-of-apostles\/","title":{"rendered":"Transient Witticisms: The United Steaks of Apostles"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Food:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, I wish we lived in the United Steaks,&#8221; declares Finn. &#8220;Leo &amp; I just *looove* meat!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dad-O, I don&#8217;t like McDonald&#8217;s pickles.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;But you like other pickles, right?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Yeah, but McDonald&#8217;s pickles are made in China.&#8221;<br \/>What??<\/li>\n<li>Margot: (squeezing Henry&#8217;s toes) &#8220;This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home.&#8221;<br \/>Henry: &#8220;No he didn&#8217;t!&#8221;<br \/>Margot: &#8220;He didn&#8217;t? What did he do?&#8221;<br \/>Henry: &#8220;He went to Mojo Burger! And this one went to the pizza place!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Hair:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;My hair got in my eyes, Dad-O,&#8221; reported shaggy Finn, &#8220;but I just put Leo on my head [he demonstrates]. He&#8217;s my hair clip!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Finn, trying to stall bedtime: &#8220;Dad-O, here&#8217;s a deal: go cut off your whiskers &amp; do your homework, then come back and cuddle with me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Science:<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Halloween fun with the tots: Margot: &#8220;What if grandma &amp; grandpa were ghosts?&#8221; Henry: &#8220;Nooo! They have to be humans! (Silly Mom-O.)&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Morning science questions: Finn: &#8220;Dad-O, why is Santa octurnal?&#8221;<br \/>Henry: &#8220;Yeah, like bats &amp; owls &amp; apostles?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Food: &#8220;Dad-O, I wish we lived in the United Steaks,&#8221; declares Finn. &#8220;Leo &amp; I just *looove* meat!&#8221; &#8220;Dad-O, I don&#8217;t like McDonald&#8217;s pickles.&#8221;&#8220;But you like other pickles, right?&#8221;&#8220;Yeah, but McDonald&#8217;s pickles are made in China.&#8221;What?? Margot: (squeezing Henry&#8217;s toes) &#8220;This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home.&#8221;Henry: &#8220;No he didn&#8217;t!&#8221;Margot: &#8220;He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babyslang","category-transient-witticisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4407,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions\/4407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}