{"id":4584,"date":"2013-04-04T06:53:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T14:53:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4584"},"modified":"2020-04-19T22:38:16","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T05:38:16","slug":"egg-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/04\/04\/egg-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Egg Men!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157633150578354\/show\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/EggMan.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"EggMan\" width=\"400\" height=\"417\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4589\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/EggMan.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/EggMan-287x300.jpg 287w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Happy (slightly belated) Easter, everyone!<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday evening as I put him to bed, Finn asked (for the first time, mind you), &#8220;Hey, did we remember to put out Easter baskets?&#8221; Shortly thereafter I joined the ranks of the other dead-eyed, deadbeat parents trudging through the picked-over aisle at Target, ladling Peeps &#038; nuclear-green &#8220;grass&#8221; into my bucket. Ay carumba.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but it was worth it as I scored a bunch of Cadbury Creme Eggs\u2014a rare treat from my childhood. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jnack\/sets\/72157633150578354\/show\/\">Here&#8217;s a gallery of the sweet, sticky action<\/a> as the boys wolfed them down the next day. And the hollow plastic eggs I found proved to be a smash: Margot loaded them up for the dudes to do a morning egg hunt, after which they hid eggs for <em>us<\/em> to find! I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d hunted eggs in 30 years. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Scq5yAi84xg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy (slightly belated) Easter, everyone! On Saturday evening as I put him to bed, Finn asked (for the first time, mind you), &#8220;Hey, did we remember to put out Easter baskets?&#8221; Shortly thereafter I joined the ranks of the other dead-eyed, deadbeat parents trudging through the picked-over aisle at Target, ladling Peeps &#038; nuclear-green &#8220;grass&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[35,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-easter","category-photos","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4584"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8488,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4584\/revisions\/8488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}