{"id":4788,"date":"2013-06-16T21:04:58","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T05:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/?p=4788"},"modified":"2013-06-17T15:33:17","modified_gmt":"2013-06-17T23:33:17","slug":"if-the-micronaxx-sported-jewelry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/2013\/06\/16\/if-the-micronaxx-sported-jewelry\/","title":{"rendered":"If the Micronaxx sported jewelry&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it just might look like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/119379931\/grilled-cheese-miniature-food-necklace?ref=sr_gallery_5&#038;ga_search_query=miniature+food+necklace&#038;ga_order=most_relevant&#038;ga_view_type=gallery&#038;ga_ship_to=US&#038;ga_search_type=all\">this<\/a>. \ud83d\ude42 Their desire for cheese sandwiches knows no bounds. Margot thinks they should start a tiny, orange-bandana-sporting gang, throwin&#8217; cheese-signs and getting into scuffles with rival preschoolers (the Colbys vs. the Muensters, etc.).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Cheese-Necklace.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Cheese Necklace\" width=\"530\" height=\"353\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4789\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Cheese-Necklace.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Cheese-Necklace-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it just might look like this. \ud83d\ude42 Their desire for cheese sandwiches knows no bounds. Margot thinks they should start a tiny, orange-bandana-sporting gang, throwin&#8217; cheese-signs and getting into scuffles with rival preschoolers (the Colbys vs. the Muensters, etc.).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4788"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4807,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4788\/revisions\/4807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jnack.com\/micronaxx\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}